I'M FEELING STRANGE, (HE'S FEELING STRANGE)
IT'S NOT THE FLU, (NOT THE FLU)
I'VE GOT A TRAGIC CASE OF HEARTACHE,
I'M COMING DOWN WITH YOU.
MY HEAD IS SORE, (HIS HEAD IS SORE)
MY HEART IS TOO, (HIS HEART IS TOO)
I NEED A DOSE OF ROMANCE,
COS I'M COMING DOWN WITH YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU STOP ALL THAT NONSENSE,
IT'S NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK,
HERE'S A CURE TO YOUR PROBLEM,
A MULTI VITIMIN DRINK. (STINKS)
THE DOCTOR SAYS, (THE DOCTOR SAYS)
THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO, (HE CAN DO)
GOT A TRAGIC CASE OF ROMANCE,
THINK I'M COMING DOWN WITH YOU.
YOU'RE LIKE AN OUT OF DATE LETTUCE,
ALL SLIMY AND LIMP,
GET A GRIP OF YOURSELF MAN,
YOU'RE JUST A PATHETIC WIMP. (SHIT)
I'M FEELING STRANGE, (HE'S FEELING STRANGE)
I KNOW IT'S NOT THE FLU, (NOT THE FLU)
I GOT THIS TRAGIC CASE OF HEARTACHE,
THINK I'M COMING DOWN WITH ,
TRAGIC CASE OF HEARTACHE,
THINK I'M COMING DOWN WITH ,
TRAGIC CASE OF HEARTACHE,
I'M COMING DOWN WITH YOU. (OH POOR LITTLE THING)